ALBUM DROP: RITUAL ILLIN'

ONLY REAL FANS KNOW!

David Dorkie's "Ritual Illin'" has been unleashed! An assault of surf-punk no-fi, this first full-length from the Dork Lord is them at their absolute grimiest. A chronicle of despair; a collection of demented gallows humour; the songs serve as a gateway to an alternate dimension where dorkness reigns supreme! DISCLAIMER: The songs on this album have been proven to induce visual and auditory hallucinations. Listeners exposed to its materials have been known to spiral suddenly into madness, sexual deviancy and cannibalism. Sounds pretty groovy, don't it? LISTEN NOW!

It's been out for months, so much for multiple-personalities, I need multiple-bodies to run this label! Now Accepting Applications!