"HAND O' DOOM"!

Now with visuals! Whoa! Check it! 

WARNING:

Some individuals are offended by the artistic depiction of a person's love for an inflatable doll.

If you are such an individual:

DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM!

If, however, you are an individual who believes that a person and an object can form a psychometric bond that could perhaps alter our very understanding of love and friendship on a monumental scale  then do we have a film for you!